Ok, to lighten the mood here, I submit this to the general assemblage.
I don’t know how you all are about religion and the bible, but I found a site that puts many of the stories to Legos (yes, that’s right, the little block toys) and holy shit some if it’s pretty funny. Some of it’s fucked up too. Millions of people swear by this book. Talk about out of date.
For example:
’If two men are fighting...’
’...and the wife of one man rescues her husband from his assailant by grabbing his testicles...’
’...you must cut off her hand. Show her no pity.’
Jesus that’s some funny shit. Did you see the look on the guy’s face? And her’s?
http://www.thebrickt...awling/dt25_11a.html
Here’s the "The Laws" page for some of the more bizarre stuff
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/
Another favorite of mine is "Why to Keep the Law" down near the bottom of the page. Some crazy stuff.
And here’s the home page that lists all the different areas, each with their own set of stories:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
Wacky people, I’ll tell ya.
Mik